Paper or Plastic?

The family resemblance is uncanny...I dated the pretty one on the right for about four years.

We actually had a wonderful relationship--that is until the issue of banning plastic bags from supermarkets came up over the radio on our local NPR station. 

I thought she was a bit "rigid" in her opinions.
And, well she looked and smelled like dog poop when it rained. 

I did love her...in my own way.