No One Murdered Because Of This Image
WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in
which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were
depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no
one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources
reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving
Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously
masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates
Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after
which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization
responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing
for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian,
Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image,
sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads,
rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.
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