“Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes.” (Neither fear nor wish for your last day.)

(Marcus Valerius Martialis, aka “Martial.” Epigramatta. Book X, Epigram 47. 13-14.)

When I was about ten a woman came into my families restaurant on sixth ave and started to hand cards like this out at each table-she was filthy and smelled horrible--my uncle Paul came out of nowhere and grabbed her and forced her out the door!
I was horrified...until I heard him say "don't try that shit in here!" And her response-"go fuck yourself Paul!"